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  • reversingyourpolarity:

    It’s October.
    Pluto is a planet again.
    Hockey is back.
    Everything tastes like pumpkin.
    Hoodies are a viable fashion choice once more.
    *celebrates*

  • inzayned:

    when you can’t hear what someone says and they repeat it 98 times and you’re still like

    image

    (vía haha-l-m-a-o)

  • hao09:

    worldofthecutestcuties:

    Put my son to sleep in his new onesie, woke up to a bear raiding my drawers.

    This is the cutest thing ever

    (vía genevieve-lacasse)

  • weloveshortvideos:

    So this happened on Brazilian TV.

    (vía ruinedchildhood)

  • (Fuente: emedemabri, vía ruinedchildhood)

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    #özil
    #eat your cereal
  • actualashiok:

    the-time-goddess-of-221b:

    dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

    when you’re in trouble there are four options:

    stay silent and get yelled at for ignoring your parent

    apologize and get yelled at for sass (even when it was sincere)

    defend yourself and get yelled at for talking back

    answer any questions your parent asked you and get yelled at for sass (again even if it’s sincere)

    like what am I supposed to do when I get yelled at for literally everything

    cry

    then get yelled at for crying

    (vía genevieve-lacasse)

  • aaliyah1979-2001:

    valiantparadox:

    My roommate and I have had far too much coffee and I think our neighbors hate us

    WHO DID THIS

    (vía 1direction-cali)